May 2013
freeshawarmas:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
visitingfan:
calliopes-bane:
DOCTOR WHO IS ON HIATUS
SHERLOCK IS ON HIATUS
SUPERNATURAL IS ON HIATUS
HOMESTUCK IS ON HIATUS
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
fandomingforever:
alaskas-fault-was-in-her-stars:
wearyourwormstacheproudly:
my reaction when a show or book ends with a cliffhanger
That’s an appropriate gif, considering how the season ended.
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slydigger:
ding dong my dick is long
sextingllamas:
is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
john-gaybert:
contemptuous-aficionado:
kol-aid:
john-gaybert:
so you know how yaoi hands are a thing
yaoi troll horns should totally be a thing as well
“tAvBrO-kUn, I…”
I am so sorry
OH GOD NO
hot
Anonymous asked: when are your exams going to be over?
am i literally the only person who doesnt give a shit about the eurovision?
Great Intelligence: "What is your name?"
Doctor: *begs* "Please."
*tomb opens*
Me: I'm sorry what
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i think in the 50th anniversary episode, the conclusion should have every single living character held at gunpoint, all about to die, unless the doctor says his name
and he’s standing there and everyone’s crying and eventually he gives in
and the camera zooms in on matt smith’s face and he whispers
“gaylord”
like seriously if that doesnt happen then im gonna be...
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okay i think a lot of people dont understand what happened at the end of the newest doctor who episode so i’m going to explain it, or at least how i think it all is
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the doctor said that john hurt was him, but not the doctor. because The Doctor isn’t the doctor’s real name, its his chosen name. he chose to be a doctor, someone who saves lives. and he said to clara the...
dingoinnuendo:
wwebkinz:
dingoinnuendo:
makin my way downtown
have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior
walkin faster
galacticdad:
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
bonerdict-cumberbatch:
parischan:
imagine ur icon murdering someone with the expression they currently have
loreleielizabeth:
adventuresofmoosehead:
The joke “Seven Eight Nine” becomes paradoxically terrifying if you are a Whovian.
deathbycas:
things we need on tumblr
a notification when someone responds to an ask
no post limit
a ‘sent’ folder
urls that haven’t been used for a year to be deleted
things we dont need on tumblr
every update tumblr has ever made ever
fuckdanielmaitland:
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
fffcuk:
im glad they blur it out when people give the middle finger on tv. i can’t imagine what the sight of an entire middle finger might do to a child’s mind.
reasons to work in a coffee shop
interviwer: why do you want this job
me: coffeeshop au
My gender is pizza because everyone wants a piece of me
uoa:
do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them
quoms:
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
sewphia:
10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
wishcave:
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
